Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Resolution of Democratic presidential dilemma

This is such a simple, yet brilliant idea that we're not sure why the brilliant, yet simplistic mass media did not think of it, ala a masterful resolution of the Clinton-Obama election fight, which will today be on highlight in North Carolina. We're thinking of a Clinton-Obama or Obama-Clinton ticket for the rate for the White House.

You see, under our scheme, it should not matter whether it is Clinton-Obama or Obama-Clinton ticket for November. Hillary would divorce Bill, and likewise Barack divorces Michelle and marry each other. How very brilliant. The joint ticket would decide in the privacy of their bedroom, which one would want to be the president and which should be vice-president. That is.

It also makes it simple for McCain.

We were led to this idea after a Moscow tabloid apparently, out of financial desperation, reported that Putin was divorcing his wife and marrying a young Olympic gymnast.

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